We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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