How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
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I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
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I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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