they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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