i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
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A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
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Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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