so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
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We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
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Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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