marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
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Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
We left the knife in your bed.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
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him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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