btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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