At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
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heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
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He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Is her dick bigger than yours?
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
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