my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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