There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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