some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
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I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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