Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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