In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
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When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
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Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
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I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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