Have you finally orgasmed yet?
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
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if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
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How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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