in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
My vagina is very pro this idea
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