it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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