Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
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I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
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Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
jump out the window naked night went bad
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