That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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