Where did you get a picture of my penis
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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