i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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