Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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