shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
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...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
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Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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