Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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