He is like the real live version of the state fair..
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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