Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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