oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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