i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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