I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
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The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
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It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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