real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
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