: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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