I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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