Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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