Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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