You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
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