her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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