ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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