how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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