But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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