Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
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She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
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I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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