i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
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He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
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I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
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I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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