the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
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