It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
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