Non-Jews are for practice
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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