I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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