so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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