at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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