I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
