I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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