If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
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Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
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Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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