I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
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The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
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There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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