Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
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If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
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just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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