One girl and one boy is just not enough.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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