awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
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If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Come share oat with me in your robe
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I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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