well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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