I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
His nipple licking is glorious
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