I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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