yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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